If I were a goat...

Yesterday. It was yesterday. I was sitting on the couch with J and he says, "if I were a goat, I would sell my fur on ebay." It was funny.

Later, same day, same couch, he confronts me. He gets this wiggle in his eyebrow when he says things he knows I won't like...wiggle wiggle wiggle.

He says, "do you think your hobby is really buying yarn and not knitting?"

My first reaction? How dare he! But then I realized I did have this odd dopemine response to buying yarn...I may have about 3000 yards in my basket at

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My second reaction was that I wished I was a vicuna...